Best Present for 30 Years Old

• Star Wars Bedspread and Rosaries

  • Pros:
    • "Those are super cool"
    • "This will save my marriage"
  • Cons:
    • "if I saw this on another adult's bed I would never stop giving them shit for it"

• KSI Goofy TikTok Video

  • Pros:
    • "The nerds aren't going to be able to angle their deflector shields to escape your tractor beam in this love nest"
    • "Life would be boring without humour"
  • Cons:
    • "30 year olds should be boring and depressed and hate their lives"

• Calcified Foetus

  • Pros:
    • "I can’t imagine how creepy it would be to know you’d been carrying around your dead offspring inside you for 30 years"
    • "This looks painful"
  • Cons:
    • "worst haunted house ever!"

• Family Birthday Drama

  • Pros:
    • "You did not ruin your niece's party, her mother did by making the party about her and not her daughter"
    • "NTA"
  • Cons:
    • "I'd go no contact with her. This woman may have had a baby but she clearly is no adult"

• Transgender Transition

  • Pros:
    • "You look wonderful!"
    • "LOVE the hair!"
  • Cons:
    • "How'd you get your adam's apple down?"
    • "I'm so jealous of your hair, holy shit"