How to find old women

• Mostly, you don't.
  • "I'm old. Believe me when I say that anyone under 50 looks like they are barely legal. Besides, my money is better spent on something other than a penis."
• Uphill.
• Create a website for "pool boys meets mama Mia" type of atmosphere:
  • "So im thinking we should go ahead and create a website for 'pool boys meets mama Mia' type of atmosphere. You can only imagine how many rich women out there that have pool money and just want to have a baby beef cake."
• Pros and cons of helping older women find partners:
  • Pros:
    • "This kid is going places because only a legend would do that type of shit that takes balls of steel and a heart of gold."
    • "Offering snacks to random women is a good pick up."
  • Cons:
    • "You were being a good uncle. You cared about your nephew and tried to help him out. Things turned sour but I don't think it's your fault."
    • "Wait wait wait... is there more to this story that we don’t know? Because I don’t think a kid sitting with a bucket of chicken, cat calling some girls is really grounds for restraining order threats."
• Potential strategies for finding older women:
  • Online platforms: "Create a website for "pool boys meets mama Mia" type of atmosphere."
  • Personal interactions: "Offering snacks to random women is a good pick up."
• Challenges of helping older women find partners:
  • Misunderstandings: "I don’t think a kid sitting with a bucket of chicken, cat calling some girls is really grounds for restraining order threats."
  • Social perception: "The table full of people who mocked this poor kid for liking bigger girls is trying to high road you."
• Overall, finding older women can be challenging and may require thoughtful approaches to avoid misunderstandings and social perceptions.